When a project is due at the end of class and the people in your group keep goofing off
I literally have no self control when I’m reading books I’ll skip like 6 paragraphs and read the dialogue and then feel bad and go back and read the paragraphs it’s a vicious cycle
Raise your hand if you’ve joined a fandom because you saw it on Tumblr.
Raise your hand if you’ve completely avoided things because of the fandom you saw on tumblr
IS TIME MOVING FASTER OR AM I JUST BECOMING MORE AWARE OF HOW SHORT A YEAR REALLY IS BECAUSE CHRIST ITS ALREADY JULY
Your years are getting shorter proportionally to your life. Every day, you’ve been alive more than you were a year before.
A year for a 1 year old is their WHOLE LIFE and a year for a 5 year old is 1/5th of their life. Your fractions just keep getting smaller, making your years seem shorter.
OH MY GOD
just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious
Oh god my dad would be in that room
you walk into the room and go: “dad please let’s go home i am hungry”
and they all turn around collectively and chant: “HI HUNGRY I’M DAD”
The Paradox Axe
this makes me so angry
the fact that they didn’t call it a paradaxe makes me angrier than the actual axe
I just want boys to give me their sweaters so i can smell like them and they can freeze and die in the harsh, unforgiving winter and I can emerge in the spring victorious
where’s the fuckin ice
I still believe Iceland and Greenland sat down in a meeting one day and it started with
"You know what’ll piss people off"
that’s actually not too far off from what actually happened
True story. The viking who discovered those two places was like: yah know, this place is freaking nice. I’m gonna name it iceland so no one wants to come here. And wow that place sucks, so I’m going to name it greenland so people will move there instead lololololol.
i was thinking to myself like maaan the brain is pretty amazing and then i realised it was my brain telling me to think that, what a cocky asshole.
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
or skin them and wear their face as a hat